January 15, 2008

Oprah brings in more dough


Oprah is determined to OWN all you bitches. For real. Miss Winfrey inked a deal with Discovery Communications to form her own network.

"The cash-free transaction involved Winfrey turning over her Web site to Discovery, while the communications company makes her chairman of the network, which is currently seen in 68 million homes", said David Zaslav, Discovery Communications chief.

NOW can Stedman get in the will???


HA!